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Damian. 19. Texas. Uuhhhhh, that's about it.

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 5 hours ago - Reblog - 105097 Notes

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 5 hours ago - Reblog - 223854 Notes

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 5 hours ago - Reblog - 89625 Notes

fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 5 hours ago - Reblog - 14339 Notes

sharpnote:

godotal:

omgbuglen:

Quadruple Rainbow

What does this meaaaaan?

Something super gay is going on 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

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bitsofhistory:

Capuchin Crypt, Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappucini

Under the church of Santa Maria della Cocezione in Rome,lies the fascinatingly morbid Capuchin Crypt, a small space consisting of 7 tiny chapels, entirely decorated by the bones of 4000 Capuchin friars, who died between 1528 and 1870.

(photos taken from  atlasobscura)

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rockinxxrio:

mah lawd ppreeeeeachhhhh

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championblog:

cacti should be spelt cactu because u are a prick

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slutframing:

If “carpe diem” means seize the day…

And “carpe anum” means seize the year…

Then carpe anus means….

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 5 hours ago - Reblog - 19592 Notes

teenage-stupidlove:

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

Straight facts

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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